PROFESSIONAL TIME TRAVELER. Reluctant hero of my own life story.story telling extraordinaire. Technically we are all half centaur. Once a little girl bit me at McDonald's, and I cried. My blog prefers to be viewed on a mobile version.
IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:
cracks me up every time
look at this snape i found
it seems normal but then
what is this
turn to page 394 motherfucker