Crusade of Awesomeness
PROFESSIONAL TIME TRAVELER. Reluctant hero of my own life story. story telling extraordinaire. Once a little girl bit me at McDonald's, and I cried.



imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

(Source: exeggcute)


wouldn’t it be HILARIOUS if I put my education on Facebook as Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry???? wouldn’t that be so fresh???

(Source: surrealdads)


don’t buy into the system.  diamonds aren’t worth thousands of dollars.  they are just dumb rocks.  instead of buying your fiancé a ring, draw a circle on her finger with a black sharpie

"I wish I didn’t love money so much."

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