Crusade of Awesomeness

PROFESSIONAL TIME TRAVELER. Reluctant hero of my own life story.story telling extraordinaire. Technically we are all half centaur. Once a little girl bit me at McDonald's, and I cried.



ohmalley-thealliecat:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

lunar-bunnie:

my

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don’t want 

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unless you’ve got

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my snake don’t want habit unless you’ve got rabbits mulan protagonist

That’s the antagonists you moron


pineplapple:

In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero


catholicnun:

i think i dropped myself as a baby


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