PROFESSIONAL TIME TRAVELER. Reluctant hero of my own life story.story telling extraordinaire. Technically we are all half centaur. Once a little girl bit me at McDonald's, and I cried. My blog prefers to be viewed on a mobile version.
never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
stop a ton of random people in the street and say “think of me when you poop” and they’ll be so shocked that they actually will think of you when they poop and you can rest in comfort knowing someone thought about you that day
my dad tried to grow potatoes in the garden we’re proud of him
how the hell did we get the idea pink isn’t a cool colour
because scientifically speaking pink doesn’t even exist; it fits between violet and red on the spectrum but actually what goes there is infrared and ultraviolet and all those things we can’t see
pink is the ambassador of an otherworldly and unknowable realm it is the most badass colour out there