Crusade of Awesomeness

PROFESSIONAL TIME TRAVELER. Reluctant hero of my own life story.story telling extraordinaire. Technically we are all half centaur. Once a little girl bit me at McDonald's, and I cried. My blog prefers to be viewed on a mobile version.



"One day you lose something, and you say: ‘Oh my God. I was happy. And I didn’t even know it.’"



breremma:

why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????


"I do remember thinking […] that to be a writer was the best thing a person could be. It seemed to promise maximum alertness to life. It seemed holy to me, and almost religious"



"Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute."



edens-blog:

heartbeatofatimelord:

physcoaustin:

tardisol:

IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS

No.

Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher and he just looked at me, looked at the table, looked at me, tried not to smile, looked angry, and started to look up where you can buy big mirrors.

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this is an actual room of mirrors.

as you can see, it leads to glitches in the matrix

(Source: teenytomlin)


(Source: nintendoki)


safare:

idk I sometimes finish sentences with a “~” bc a period seems too hard/almost angry and a blank is too blank

see you later. (secretly pissed)
vs
see you later~ (floating away trailing glitter and fairy dust)


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