Crusade of Awesomeness

PROFESSIONAL TIME TRAVELER. Reluctant hero of my own life story.story telling extraordinaire. Technically we are all half centaur. Once a little girl bit me at McDonald's, and I cried. My blog prefers to be viewed on a mobile version.



bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time


otterly-riddikulus:

look at this snape i found

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it seems normal but then

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what is this

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turn to page 394 motherfucker

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